For the month of November, artist Marc Horowitz will live his life through the advice of strangers. Read More

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Poll #87
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What should I do for the 2nd day at the Scope Miami art fair?

  • Write my autobiography out loud
    40%
    • Try to rent the booth out for the rest of the day
      17%
      • Write erotic short stories with my gallerist
        42%
UPDATE   Posted over 2 years ago

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She’s walking in the forest, looking for something she doesn’t really know but knows exactly what it is at the same time. She is not lost nor knows where she is. She is almost nowhere. Ferns, their love for humidity, their spores. The forest is warm and damp; it has been raining, the smells are overwhelming. She remembers. What? She doesn’t really know. It’s dark and she walks light footed in the woods, her bare legs brushing the ferns, their humid spores leave dark traces on her skin, like velvet drawings. She can feel that he is in the forest too. Who? She doesn’t know but she can feel him, smell him; she remembers the smell… When and where? She doesn’t know. She bends down to look under the fern bushes. He is walking in the forest. He knows it well. He carries his heavy body. His bare feet glide through the mud. He can smell a presence he knew about long ago. Who is she? He doesn’t know, but she is young and slim and firm. The smell is fresh and humid and reminds him of ferns. He walks along the muddy paths and at a certain point he completely penetrates the forest. And suddenly… She sees his bare feet. Strong, heavy, muddy. He sees her wavy long hair that drapes down her back and over her shoulders. She slowly looks up his legs. He is wearing jeans. Her bare legs get lost in her boots, her black shorts have a big bump in front – her 44 Magnum. She stands up, she is as tall as he his. The smells start to mix. She wants to smell inside him. Inside his clothes, inside his body, inside his brain. She wants him, to absorb him, to take him in. He is overwhelmed with the excitement of meeting this beautiful woman in the woods. He wants to make love to her, but he must not be so aggressive. He farts with joy and she licked up the smell with her nose. She crouched at his feet and she licked the mud from between his toes and he put his left foot in the space just between her shorts and her inner thigh. He brushed her long hair aside and grabbed the back of her neck with his chubby fingers. She peed from joy. He looked right into the humid black smelly hole of the Magnum 44 where the fire is going to be born. She shot him dead that very moment.


Poll #86
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Which dress shirt should I bring to Miami?

  • #1
    21%
    • #2
      23%
      • #3
        19%
        • None of em
          10%
          • All of em
            25%
Poll #85
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What should I do during the first three hours of my Scope Miami show (www.scope-art.com/Index.php/miami/)?

  • Make a giant sculpture out of cardboard & frankfurters’
    9%
    • Make drawings and try to sell them
      14%
      • Protest something nearby
        12%
        • Help other galleries sell their art
          8%
          • Invite people to throw tennis balls dipped in paint at me
            54%
Poll #84
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I have to write a paper about this project for school before I leave for Miami, how should I do this?

  • Have Christian the Intern write it
    31%
    • Just buckle down and write it yourself
      52%
      • Have a viewer write it (volunteers?)
        14%
        • Have one of my peers at school write it
          1%
Poll #83
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What should I wear to the airport on Monday's journey to Miami?

  • A fake mustache and a brown pin-stripped wool suit
    39%
    • A t-shirt that says how much I paid for my plane ticket
      40%
      • Board shorts & Hawaiian Shirt
        9%
        • A brown polyester suit and hard briefcase
          9%
Poll #82
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What should be the first road trip game we play on the 5?

  • See who can hold his breathe the longest
    2%
    • Try to sit in silence for 1 hour
      4%
      • Write my cell # on rear windshield and see who calls me
        86%
        • Set the record for most questions asked in 10 minutes from backseat
          6%
UPDATE   Posted over 2 years ago

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Makin it happen


UPDATE   Posted over 2 years ago

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There it is...


UPDATE   Posted over 2 years ago

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And here is a lovely photo of me explaining my epic fail. Since we left Sacramento at dusk, most of our driving was done in the very dark, therefore nobody called cause they couldn't see my number. Next time I'll get a scrolling LED message sign or do this during the day. My number is still on the car though, so never say never.


Poll #81
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What should I do before I leave Sacramento tomorrow?

  • Take my mom on a shopping extravaganza
    40%
    • Visit my old apartment and high school w/ mom
      37%
      • Buy Christian a piece of Sacto memorabilia and leave
        21%
Poll #80
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What do I leave the Super 8 hotel maid?

  • $3 and a nice poem
    29%
    • $5 and a drawing of Robocop at the super 8
      49%
      • $100
        18%
        • Nothing
          2%
UPDATE   Posted over 2 years ago

So tired, but honestly one of the best nights of sleep I've ever had. Something about the plastic bed coverings and rat trap in the corner.


UPDATE   Posted over 2 years ago

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Poll #79
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What should my mom and I do tomorrow morning/ afternoon?

  • Movie marathon at home
    7%
    • Have mom take me on tour of Sacto
      17%
      • Break a URDB.org record together
        16%
        • Go see Harry Potter 7
          17%
          • Reminisce together at home
            10%
            • Attempt to rob a bank
              31%
Poll #78
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We are finally on Hwy 50 of the 395 headed over to Sactown. Made a pit stop at the Strawberry Lodge. What do we do now?

  • Stop driving. Stay at the Lodge.
    40%
    • Look at a room first, then make a decision.
      45%
      • Keep driving to Sacramento & stay at the Super 8 near my mom's
        15%
Poll #77
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What should I do about Thanksgiving dinner with my mom tomorrow?

  • Cook dinner
    78%
    • Eat at a restaurant
      6%
      • Order take-out and eat home
        7%
        • Fast. Don't eat dinner
          7%
Poll #76
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What should I do in the morning?

  • Go for a morning hike
    28%
    • Get to the bottom of what Lone Pine is in three minutes flat
      14%
      • Make a big sculpture using everything in the Mt. Whitney 3-person hotel room
        56%
Poll #75
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Which hotel do we stay at in Lone Pine?

  • Best Western Frontier Motel
    21%
    • Dow Villa Motel
      3%
      • Comfort Inn
        16%
        • Timberline Motel
          3%
          • Portal Motel
            16%
            • Mt. Whitney Motel
              30%
              • National 9 Trails Motel
                8%
Poll #74
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What should I eat here at the Lancaster Olive Garden?

  • Tour of Italy
    45%
    • Seafood Portofino
      10%
      • Mixed Grill
        10%
        • Fettuccine Alfredo
          10%
          • Bread sticks and water
            25%
Poll #73
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What kind of music should we jam to on the road trip?

  • NPR
    5%
    • Techno
      21%
      • Classical
        2%
        • Funky
          5%
          • Emo
            5%
            • Metal
              21%
              • Jazz
                2%
                • Sports radio
                  2%
                  • Positive
                    10%
                    • Reggae
                      18%
                      • No music at all
                        5%
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